Please don't tell me...

...that I look like this.

OK, I followed the very natural, beautifully tanned legs of a friend into a spray tanning salon.  I was feeling very Pasty White at that moment.  

I left looking a Tad Too Tan/Something About Mary style.

Nice feature:  no time in the sun and backs of legs "tan" without the requisite time in the sun on stomach. Thankfully I just did my legs.

Not so great feature:  dark spots emerged that I didn't know existed. Yes, I've been to the dermatologist to be sure they were all OK.

Why is it that the most suspicious spots are totally benign? Other, surely safe, scaly/itchy spots give you a few weeks to live? This is not good.  Particularly since you often cannot get into the your dermatologist for many months.

Your recommendations? 

Update on Monday, August 22, 2011 at 10:51AM by Lois

I thought I'd try again but the schedule was filled and I was determined to tan before Tahoe.  Instead, I purchased a DIY can of spray.  Excellent results.  Even better than the salon system.  Will share the specific product ASAP.