Oh THAT'S why...

Whoever sent me the following email, thank you!

"I finally figured out why I am so 'full-figured!'  

As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle.  I was in shock! 

The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body says 'for extra volume and body.'

Seriously, why have I not noticed this before.

Tomorrow I am going to start using Dawn dish soap! 

It says right on the bottle 'dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove.'"  

It pays to read the labels, my friends!